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Moon

Earth's natural satellite that has great importance for us, also known as "Luna."
It has a tendency to look very beautiful on the nightsky, but you're probably too busy wasting your time with worthless worldly things that our lustful and stupid society says is nice to notice the beauty of the nightsky. I mean, this is probably the only kind of people that come here (there's few exceptions, like me).

Contrary to what the idiots of this site say, it has nothing to do with the buttocks or acts involving them.
Me: The Moon looks so beautiful tonight...

Jerk: I'm gonna get drunk and get some girls, see you later
(It hurts to have to type this).

Me: ... Life would be better if people like you didn't exist.
by Queen of Swords February 12, 2017
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sylvester moon

1) The creepy man who is the personification of the molester moon emoji🌚
2) A nickname referring to someone who's driving with their car trunk open🌚
1) Dude, I saw a creepy ass shadow yesterday. I swear it was Sylvester Moon🌚
2) What the fuck, that guys' trunk is open! What a Sylvester Moon.🌚
by 🌚Sylvester Moon🌚 February 21, 2017
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og moon

1. Born Pimp OR husler
2. Very Royal and Rich
3.pure open Spirit
4. Name of a very strong marijuana plant
5 another word for full moon
6.a very Mineral or rock
I just smoke some of that OG MOON
Don't bring your Girl around A OG MOON
by OG MOON June 9, 2017
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dark side of the moon

The ass hair around one's lower buttocks and buttcrack that is visible to an individual being mooned while looking up from a lower elevation than the mooner. Often times, the dark side of the moon is used from 2rd floor windows or higher in Apartments or Dorms for full effect.
"Hey, is that Kevin down in the street?" "Hell yeah!- He's fixing to see the dark side of the moon!"
by Broojas June 1, 2016
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Moons over My Hammy

A tinder-friendly way to ask for a titty fuck.
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Marine Park Moon Pie

A sexual treat that is the result of doing anal in a shitty asshole and cumming in it. The moon pie is the dick with cum and shit on it.
I fucked the shit out of that chick last night and she ate the Marine Park moon pie after we were done!
by Snake Park Boys August 20, 2016
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moon broom

A very trimmed small goatee that is longer than the chin so as it resembles a straw broom at the bottom. The Moon part comes in when you go down on your girl friend and it tickles her ass.
Hey! Nice moon broom! Is that baked beans in it?
by Reeguz August 13, 2016
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