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So I (20M) live in a ditch

One of the flairs on AmITheAngel. It’s unknown where this flair came from, and its origin post is likely deleted. The below example is an AITA-like shitpost demonstrating this nonsense.
AITA for shooting my parents’ neighbor’s dog for peeing in their yard?
So I (20M) live in a ditch. I went to my parents for the weekend and to my surprise, their neighbor’s dog was peeing in their yard. In the grass. And god forbid that happen. I was fuming. So I got out a gun and shoot him clean off the Earth. Everyone clapped. I went back home on Sunday night, and the neighbor saw his now dead dog in their yard. He saw red and blew up my phone to call me the AH. I calmly replied that I wasn’t, if it was his yard I wouldn’t have gotten involved, and I’d be extra pissed if it was mine. He said I live in a ditch so I don’t even have a yard (ugh I KNOW THAT I LIVE IN A DITCH GAWD). My parents, however, think I was in the right, even though that was animal abuse, but it was their yard and I was trying to protect it. So Reddit, AITA?
Everyone: NTA
by Delete this account now September 2, 2024
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live-stream

To pee in your pants because you can no longer hold it in.
Dude, if you don't pull into a gas station in the next 3 minutes, I'm gonna live-stream.
by Maryland, USA February 17, 2020
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live-light

A person used solely for sex, a LIVE-fleshlight.
Another word for female prostitute.
Someone who's main goal in life is to have sex.
Friend: who was that girl you were with last night?

You: oh nobody, she was just a live-light
by Gray_Brawr October 24, 2017
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living coral

Pantone's 2018 Color of the Year. Somewhere between "fresh ham" and "excited carrot." It's a nice color, but also the sort of pink-ish orange your design-savvy fiance will demand in the living room.
Alexa: Wow, I love this apartment, what's this color? Fresh Ham?
Josh: No, it's actually Living Coral. Sarah picked it out.

Alexa: It's so cute. I hope she gets some palm trees from IKEA to go with it!
by VesuviusJohnson December 7, 2018
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Shower live

Its when you take a shower on any app that you can go live in.
"Hey Megan, you tryna do a shower live with me?"
by Trjakai15 February 11, 2021
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Shabnam Live 2.0

Shabnam’s ongoing sixth concert tour which ends on 30 June 2025.
Shabnam added 2025 dates on 16 May 2025, preceding Shabnam the Musical 2 which came out on 23 May 2025.
I’m going to Shabnam Live 2.0
by shabnamfan2007 May 29, 2025
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