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Jones Beach

1) A state park, recreational facility and beach on the Jones Beach Island along southern coast of Long Island. It is one of 5 barrier islands on Long Island. It resides in between the borders of Nassau and Suffolk counties. It is a beach that receives millions of visitors annually from the Suffolk, Nassau, and New York City areas each summer. It was built by Robert Moses and opened to the public in the late summer of 1929.

2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
Somebody: Welp, looks like it’s that time of year again…
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.

Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!

Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
by UltraGamer969 February 26, 2024
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The Jone

A place where you and your friends have decided is your hangout place which usually has food
Person 1: Are you going to The Jone today

Person 2: Of course dude
by Ninja4prez September 21, 2016
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Addie Jones

She is the best friend anyone could ask for. In a bad mood? Just hang out with addie your mood will change in a couple seconds. Her smile lights up the world and her laugh is contagious. She’s short but mighty. Hanging out in her backyard at 9 or 10 is the most fun thing to do with her. She makes your day 10000000x better by just being there. She can make the most boring situation into something amazing. Addie is the best friend you could ever ask for. If you have a friend like her never let her go because she’s amazing.
Me; your amazing Addie Jones
Addie Jones: yeah I am
by Hanky hank June 19, 2019
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Connor Jones

Pretty same as Bulvye just go look at that one
Oi Connor Jones why u muted dont talk if ur gay……. Ah shame this nigga gay….
by From5711 August 10, 2022
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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025
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Darna Jones

Darna Jones is the greatest gift to human kind. She is an angel who lives on earth. She is a gem so precious and shes priceless.
If you have a Darna Jones your purpose in life is completed.
by Ding Dong Dantes January 25, 2022
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Jones' boys

The father-son equivalent of Eskimo brothers.
Me and dad unknowingly ran a Jones' boys on her last month.
by Groundhog119 January 6, 2023
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