Jacob

A serious dipshit who has no concept of a woman, tends to be a virgin until death. Frequently has anger autism outbreaks do to little man and small penis syndrome. Typically thinks he can rap and fight. Also tends to weigh under 100 pounds and have vigorous battle with winds. Looks all bone, no muscle. Sound cloud: jdnk (Know Who You Are)

that little faggot jacob cant hit a ball

by NRHS J DUNk April 16, 2019

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Jacob

A mental case who find the wierdest videos and images. Is probably a secret furry and is sometimes dangerous to be around. But, he is funny most of the time. He is also a beast on Minecraft PvP.

Bro you're almost as good as Jacob at Hunger Games.

by ChinchyNewt1 August 3, 2019

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Haven and Jacob

Best couple ever. Complete opposites but overall amazing that’s why they are meant for eachother! They are an extreme power couple and they will have kids that turn out to be models someday

Friend 1: Omgosh look how cute haven and Jacob are

Friend 2: are you joking they are together now??!? They r so freaking adorable

by Jbabe73 August 3, 2019

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Jacob

He’s an arrogant douche type who thinks he’s all that and that he deserves the perfect woman when he has no right to expect that much. He is experienced and can be attractive but has been accused of having an old look to his face. He is a confusing guy who never understands his own feelings let alone anyone else’s. He speaks Spanish and likes to acknowledge his superiority over others at work and in a social setting

Jacob, why are you an arrogant bastard? But also kinda cute...

by Hayls August 4, 2019

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