Pull a Jackson

To either fiend for nicotine/marijuana (cigarettes, vapes, blunts, bowls, etc) and ask everyone to bum a smoke or hit their vape; or to crash the fuck out to the highest degree.

“Yo, can I ‘Pull a Jackson’ and hit your vape?”

by Fart noises March 1, 2025

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Jackson

Jackson is the fattest cunt I know. He is over the threshold of obesity with gigantic tits and kankles. 6XL clothes hate to see him coming but xxxs condoms will forever stay on shelves thanks to Jackson and his inverted penis. Should’ve been swallowed. What a shame and waste of time

Went to the beach friend “did you see that beached whale?” Turns out it was just Jackson

by Fattyfathater December 8, 2024

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jackson jackson

Jackson's are hot (see: jackson, dump-truck ass) but what happens when someone's a Jackson Jackson?? You double all the attributes of Jackson. Sexy, caring, hot, gentle, funny, creative, otherworldly attractiveness - all doubled. He's got amazing abilities and a magic demeanor that sweeps you off your feet. Jackson Jacksons can do anything they want in this world. Beautiful people who take your breath away and if you're lucky they'll bless you with a love that lifts your heart and make it sing. If you have a Jackson Jackson in your life, you are one lucky b.

Haskell: Omg is that Jackson Jackson? He is so god damn attractive. And a true artist.
Salome: He's Jackson Jackson alright, I'm in love.

by bunsofsteel23 April 12, 2020

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Jacob Jackson

He is short and kind of smelly but is a nice person and has good vocals. He is incredibly good at singing and can beat ANYONE at uno.

He's good at cross country (not really)

He is the best at sugar dusting, and will challenge anyone

that jacob jackson is great

by gobbygrape September 1, 2020

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