An ancient weapon from the distant past, capable of harnessing the power of one hundred infinity gauntlets and three and a half five-star orgies.
Thanos spent his whole life finding the infinity stones and jacking off using a his old scaly hands, but never thought about using a boooooooooooooooooook (book).
by i b flossin January 25, 2019
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by Mr Red Ceo January 11, 2022
Book is another word for 'COASTER'
You use books to make sure that when you place your cup on a wooden surface, you don't ruin the wooden surface.
You use books to make sure that when you place your cup on a wooden surface, you don't ruin the wooden surface.
Joe: Yo Mark, can I leave my cup on your beautiful wooden table?
Mark: Yeah, but use a book!! I don't want you runing my table!! It's beautiful!!
Mark: Yeah, but use a book!! I don't want you runing my table!! It's beautiful!!
by Amy Smiles September 10, 2009
James: Hey dude have you read the Harry Potter books yet?
Mark: What’s a Harry Potter, I play video games
Mark: What’s a Harry Potter, I play video games
by BIGBOIIIIIIIIII August 14, 2018
a wonderful thing you can use to escape the harshness of reality. not are books are wonderful, but the ones that are are better then life itself. books are to be read, they are not fire kindling.
on a rainy day, all I need is a coffee, a sweater, and a good book.
get sober, off the internet, and go read a book.
Kevin, stop playing Exy and go read a book.
get sober, off the internet, and go read a book.
Kevin, stop playing Exy and go read a book.
by im.booksmart March 26, 2020
Headphones and shield in one for masters of the art
Please note: Books can be used by others but only true masters can obtain the skill of blocking out noise and people only by reading
Please note: Books can be used by others but only true masters can obtain the skill of blocking out noise and people only by reading
Friend: “hey! What is your book about?”
Friend: “helloooo.”
Me: “what?”
Friend: “ i said what is your book about?”
Me: “oh sorry the bad guy komitted suicide because he was forced to
Friend: “yeah great bye.”
Friend: “helloooo.”
Me: “what?”
Friend: “ i said what is your book about?”
Me: “oh sorry the bad guy komitted suicide because he was forced to
Friend: “yeah great bye.”
by Yeetus.the.T-rex March 31, 2020