A Hannah is a girl who will always listen to her friends problems. She only tells her problems to the people she feels safe and comfortable around. Hannah's are sweet and amazing and if you're ever lucky enough to be friends with one hold tight and enjoy the ride
by Glowworm11 May 29, 2025
Get the Hannahmug. by Lmao6969696969 November 10, 2019
Get the hannah abusemug. A girl (or multiple girls) who may go to your school, you may work with, you go to church with, you saw at the grocery store, basically every place you go there is destined to be a hannah. WHY IS THERE SO MANY PEOPLE NAMED HANNAH!?!
“Hey do you know where hannah is?”
“Which one? Hannah A? B? C? D? E? F? G? H? I? J?”
“Yeah it’s Hannah J.”
“Hannah J the funny one? The smart one? The crazy one? The cool one? The tall hannah? The short hannah?
“Yeah it’s the tall hannah J.”
“The tall hannah J with brown hair? Red hair? Long hair? Short hair? The tall Hannah J with multiple colored hair?”
“Hey she’s actually right there!”
“Oh! The tall hannah J with multiple colored hair that consists of blond highlights but it’s mostly brown and she has blue eyes?”
“Yeah”
“Which one? Hannah A? B? C? D? E? F? G? H? I? J?”
“Yeah it’s Hannah J.”
“Hannah J the funny one? The smart one? The crazy one? The cool one? The tall hannah? The short hannah?
“Yeah it’s the tall hannah J.”
“The tall hannah J with brown hair? Red hair? Long hair? Short hair? The tall Hannah J with multiple colored hair?”
“Hey she’s actually right there!”
“Oh! The tall hannah J with multiple colored hair that consists of blond highlights but it’s mostly brown and she has blue eyes?”
“Yeah”
by That_One_Idiot_ November 16, 2020
Get the Hannahmug. The Most ravishing young woman, she probably has a car with a gorgeous feminine name such as Delilah. She probably wears overalls and drinks Bulmers cider. She enjoys a nice night drive and if you find a Hannah... throw that bitch away
Person One: I never finish in over 45 seconds, what do I do?
Person Two: Stay the fuck away from Hannah, you do not deserve her.
Person Two: Stay the fuck away from Hannah, you do not deserve her.
by ensqueesha October 20, 2020
Get the hannahmug. by .7. April 18, 2022
Get the Hannahmug. by hannah larson May 7, 2018
Get the hannah larsonmug. A princess who is mean and loves to pick on Justin. Her favourite activity is to see how many Justin’s she can annoy. She has 0 friends, but hangs out with the popular kids aka Justin’s, for the popularity points. She has the hots for mitches and loves to talk about mitches all night long.
by Shoton123098 April 5, 2022
Get the Hannahmug.