literally the best couple ever. people that you only have a problem with out of jealousy. everyone always wants to be around them. abnormally sexy and super funny. they are always doing something cool. they constantly go on vacations to fun amazing places. money is never an issue as both of them are extremely lucky & wealthy. they have the best sex life ever though i hear hannah does most of the work. idk just what i heard. being around them gives u the same feeling as an enormous orgasm. once knowing them your world changes. you see things a little clearer and find immense pleasure in satisfying them. being worthy of knowing them is the only thing you should try to accomplish for your life without them is pointless and dark and you should probably just kill yourself if they don’t like you.
jealous person #1: wow jack and hannah are so cool i wish i was them
jealous person #2: yeah i heard jack is packing like 10 inches
jealous person #1: i heard that too and hannah has such fat juicy tits and a voluptuous ass
jealous person #2: fuck i love them so much
jealous person #2: yeah i heard jack is packing like 10 inches
jealous person #1: i heard that too and hannah has such fat juicy tits and a voluptuous ass
jealous person #2: fuck i love them so much
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