Golden Gay Bridge

1. As seen in the Youtube video with over 40 million views called “Kids React to Gay Marriage” on the REACT channel, a child calls the bridge the golden gay bridge and we have decided this is the new name for marriage between the same gender.

2. The holiest of rainbows.

Guy One: Dude, I’m gonna do the Golden Gay Bridge.
Guy Two: About time you proposed to him!

Girl One: Look, it’s the Golden Gay Bridge.
Girl Two: Our rainbow mistletoe.

by wow hi August 24, 2018

golden oldie showers

watching an old woman piss herself in front of you

Im in a queue in hmv and doris looses control of her bladder, hmmm im hard with those golden oldie showers.

by bouncyb October 18, 2008

Bolivian Golden Shower

Is the act of putting your asshole really close to the other person's face, release a fart and quickly turn around and begin urinating all over the other person's body.

It was raining and i was standing on a sidewalk waiting to cross a street, when i was splashed by a car whit all that fetid nasty water that was accumulated on the street. It was like getting a Bolivian golden shower.

by Luisifer November 17, 2009

golden eye

defined as either/or: When someone urinates in another person's eye; when someone "shoots their load" ie, cums in someones eye.

Example 1: The only thing the girl saw was his dick, before a steaming shot of piss gave her a good ol' fashion golden eye.

Example 2: During sex, Ogelthorpe's condom broke, thus the best plan of action was to pull out before climaxing, instead of shooting his load on a napkin, Ogelthrope gave his girl a golden eye.

by Devastated Dave August 5, 2006

Golden Retriever

When, while in the doggy style position, the male urinates into the female.

Man, I just golden retrievered some bitch!

by Maramas January 16, 2011

golden state warriors

to choke and lose a 3-1 lead to the cavaliers in the NBA finals.

damn, that dude just pulled a golden state warriors.

by moist vegan hoddog February 6, 2017

Chasing a Golden Ticket

Refers to a friend that has not gotten laid in sometime, so that when he/she does get an opportunity they will abandon you in your current state to chase after the chance to get get laid even if it isnt 100% certain

Why did Joe just leave?

Hes off chasing a golden ticket.

He's what?

His wife might put out tonight.

by Luddy Luddinson July 28, 2011