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french train schedule

A French train schedule is often marked delayed, or in French, retard. Someone who is a French train schedule, then, is a retard.
"The new guy is such a French train schedule. How'd he get in?"
"Nepotism."
by Instr August 18, 2017
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French Toast Season

Times of emergency when the first things to fly off the shelves in the grocery store are bread, milk, and eggs
Is it any time between May and October in Oklahoma? You hear sirens?Looks like French Toast Season at Walmart!
by Big Baze September 12, 2018
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Best French Fry

Two people who are closer than best friends, but aren’t a couple. Everyone knows they are friends and they share random yet relatable things.
Maddison: Hi Best French Fry!
Julian: Hello.
Some idiot: Why do you call-
Both: Stfu
by Ace of Doom May 21, 2018
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French Hot Tub

When a man pisses in a girls mouth and then she proceeds to place his nut sack in her mouth as she gurgles the piss.
Person 1: Hey man, how was your spring break.
Person 2: Oh it was great, Vanessa gave me the good ol' French Hot Tub.
Person 1: Nice, it always relaxes my balls after an honest day's work.
by Sage919 March 21, 2019
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French Finger Trap

The sexual act of insterting a finger or penis into a person’s foreskin. Synonymous with docking. The French Finger Trap may also refer to the act of inserting one MAS-36 rifle into another by way of the bayonet lug. The rifles will then become semi-permanently attached tip-to-tip.
Jacque showed me how to perform a French Finger Trap last night. It was fun at first, but we were stuck together until morning.
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French bow tie

A foot job involving a scale model of the Eiffel tower in the ass and croissant in the mouth.
My girlfriend gave me a French bow tie last week and I‘ve been wearing a beret ever since.
by MiguelaTron September 4, 2019
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French Creek Kas

When you say you sharted, but your friends refuse to believe you. In anger, you send them a picture of your underpants.
I had to French Creek Kas, my friends are assholes.
by AssücK October 10, 2019
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