Jewish family

What Judaism is more like.

Hym "See? Yeah. Incest cult co-opted by the gentiles with the additional promise of eternal paradise to get the 'have-nots' to accept having their lives harvested by the 'haves'. Jewish family? That's an incest cult. Traditionally the jewish would just enlsave you so they wouldn't need the promise."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

family

someone you engage in sexual activities with

hey sis suck my dick before i pound ur ass
ok i guess you are family after all

by sigmaligmastigma July 14, 2024

Max-Out Family

A family in the roblox game adopt me that contains a family of over 10 random people in the server. The creator of the Max-Out Family is typically trying to get the entire server to join it.

Ex: Dude you're not in the Max-Out Family? You're totally missing out.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

The Kokken Family

One of the richest families in the world. Good friends with the Ambanis. They recently receieved ownership of 48% of the United States of America. They are also known for their good connections with Christopher, the owner of Mcdonalds.

The Kokken family recently receieved 48% of the United States, did you hear?

by thomasbonk July 21, 2024

The Kokken Family

One of the richest families in the world. Good friends with the Ambanis. They recently received ownership of 48% of the United States of America. They are also known for their good connections with Christopher, the owner of Mcdonalds.

The Kokken family recently receieved 48% of the United States, did you hear?

by thomasbonk July 23, 2024

Nigger Finger Family

The Nigger Finger Family is a popular term used for families of the African American race who have a daily orgey at 5:00 PM everyday. During this orgey all the family members finger each other hence they are called the Nigger Finger Family.

Girl: wanna fuck later?
Boy: nah im having an orgey later
Girl: why nigga?
Boy: Im in a nigger finger family so I must finger my family members at 5:00 PM.

by father maggot July 23, 2024

The family barbecue

A sacred event reserved for only one’s best of friends. Usually involves brisket and getting piss-drunk.

Person 1: “yo just so you know you’ve been cool recently so you get an invite to The family barbecue”
Person 2: “This Honor will not be misused.”

by spiritwanderer3 July 30, 2024