My Family

Are neither reliable narrators nor can you safely assume they are acting in good faith.

Hym "You are using my family as a metric for judgment so that you don't have to the fact that I created AI. 'Right but his family though!' 'Right but women though!' 'But mean to retards!' You are avoiding the only metric that matters and it's what I did vs what you did and what I did is more and what you did is less."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

family

something you don't have.
father: left for the milk
mother: too fat to fit on this planet, can make things appear from thin air
step bro/uncle: sussy bakas
siblings: worst form of humans to ever be paired up

person: aww, what a cute child! where is your family?
orphanage manager: ._.

by k1dn4m3df1ng3r December 29, 2022

When I Catch YOu Nigga sSLipping, I Will Murder Your Family

When I Catch YOu Nigga sSLipping, I Will Murder Your Family

When I Catch YOu Nigga sSLipping, I Will Murder Your Family

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

scotch family day

girls turn up to see boys even tho the boys couldnt care less if they are there.

on snap chat
'hey are you at the scotch family day'
'yeah'
'can i see you?'
*read 5 mins ago*

by 666thedevil October 16, 2018

half-familied

Being a single parent

Nicole doesn't have anyone else she lives with to help her out with her kids, so she is only half-familied.

by techyartsyman52 May 11, 2023

Zorro-The Family Salon

Also known as the family-friendly salon!

Zorro Offers and their clients together set a different benchmark for salons across India.

Did you know the recent keratin service by Zorro-The Family Salon is just a different ball game altogether

by Jewel Builders November 25, 2021

Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.

They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020