gone off kiwi fruit

When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off kiwi fruit tastes like shit.

by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023

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Jay Fruits

A guy everyone seems to have at least heard of in the state of Indiana

P1:“Who’s that goofy as dog bald guy?”
P2 “I think that’s Jay Fruits”
P1 “Oh yeah? We have like three mutual friends on Facebook”

by Chick English September 26, 2019

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fruit insertion

to insert a fruit means to shove a fruit up your ass as a form of a dildo but you are too broke or too horny to afford one or use one.

before the boy had sex, he wanted to spice things up so he got a bowl full of different fruits like apples, oranges, and limes to shove up his dads ass for a weird link of his. he was so turned on by it to the point where he cummed all over the place and turned the place into a milk room. fruit insertion can be used by any gender or any person.

by ayatussy March 13, 2022

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The Dragon Fruit Special

During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".

"Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"

by codynindasprite February 21, 2025

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