Shrek Ears

Shrek ears

the use of facial masks because of Covid 19 will result in Shrek ears condition due to the elastic bands

by TRANSPORTCOP May 6, 2020

Russian ear wax slushy

When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry

I would love some Russian ear wax slushy

by Yea I’m luekgsvsbbsnsn May 12, 2021

Ear fountain

Where a guy jizz's in a girl's ears and puts his dong so far down her throat her ear drums rupture

I performed a ear fountain on your mom last night

by Some 11 yo June 4, 2024

Ear Biter

Caden, Vic, Patrick, Branson, and Ming.

To be a fucking idiot, love you guys tho

"Did you see that shit Caden did? He's such an ear biter"

by LuftwaffeBlitz June 7, 2018

bolti ear

When someone tells you something for the fourth time in a row but you still don't understand what they said but agree anyways.

"Why'd you agree with me, that didn't make sense"
"Sorry bro I got a bad case of bolti ear!"

by JUBIQUEENS October 5, 2017

Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Having your ear pierced while you are a male piece of human is often an act considered as claiming your homosexuality.

Person #1: Hi
Person #2: Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Person #1: Oh god

by tunasaladwithpinchofsalt July 28, 2017

Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.

Dude I have Jared's Ears

Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them

Thanks

by Christophlak May 28, 2024