Devil's Dictionary

Old fashioned, mostly unfunny, uneditable, version of Urban Dictionary.

SMBC wants to make a new version of The Devil's Dictionary, without realizing it's already here.

by NerillDP March 27, 2024

the devil's dirty ring

When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.

man I've been wearing the same boxers for 4 days, I got the devil's dirty ring!

by Kitty=^^= October 6, 2021

Devil's Teabag

sun burned scrotum

I was out on the nude beach for too long today and now I have a Devil's Teabag

by dswow May 9, 2020

Devils nut

This is when you cum in your girl a small amount each time you bang then pull out. This is a scary thing to do because someone might loose there life.

Her:did you just come in me?
Him:no only a little devils nut
Her:what the hell does that mean?
Him:don’t worry babe it alright I pulled out didn’t I?

by Fedro May 23, 2020

devils wear halos

When people act like they are Something they're not. Pretending to be a certain way around people when in reality they are not as they seem to the naked eye.

Out here where the devils wear halos

by Manik mike February 16, 2017

Devils Hat-trick

The act of cumming three times in one day.

I was so lonely today I pulled a Devils Hat-trick.

by HitlerTheCrossingGuard August 8, 2016

devil’s lubricant

alcohol used as a social lubricant to make for easier conversation

Jeff was shy around the cute brunette so hastily chugged down a little of the ol’ devil’s lubricant before striking up a chat.

by skwhale April 13, 2021