Dan

The Ballad of Dan the Man from Bhutan

He’s Dan the man from Bhutan
He joined dryland where he ran
With his dog named Stan
And his claw hand in his

mit-tan which were cian.

Dan the man is very tan
And he eats spam straight from a can
Or satees it in a pan.

Dan the man is a real math fan
He’s in a band where he likes to jam
In his favorite vans.

Plus he has a plan

To stay at NBS where he’s a part of our clan.

He likes crayans and don’t worry, he’s human.

person: Your my friend named Dan the Man from Bhutan!

Story teller: There was once a man named Dan from Bhutan, who was very Tan, and he had a dog named Stan, and we hope that he stays of NBS, becuase we are all happy as a Clam

by YourfavDan November 20, 2025

Dan Time

The act of telling someone a specific time for a specific task, thing, or event but never being on time

He said he will arrive at 1pm but I am sure it is dan time so he will arrive 5pm

by nubito November 27, 2025

Danning

Danning - To go to a butchers cold storage unit with a gay friend, and then have sex with the carcass of a pig, cum up its arse and then your friend sucks out the cum. You then go and celebrate by having a falafel wrap.

I went danning the other night, with my mate Dan

by Fusion Dan June 28, 2021

Droll Dans

Droll Dans is a fucking awesome streamer who streams friday night funkin'.
He also plays dragon ball but who cares about dragon ball legends?

person1: Hey did you see they new Droll Dans stream?
person2: No i'm normal
person3: YES I DID HES IS SO AWESOME AND POGGY WOGGY UWU
person1: go to hell person 3
person3: T-T

by WeggyIsAwesome June 28, 2021