maple baconator

To cover yourself in maple syrup and then sticking bacon to the syrup in an attempt to attract a Canadian sex partner

I might try the maple baconator tonight, I could really go a snow Mexican ey

by Oww my meniscus December 18, 2016

Arab bacon

Gyro meat. The kind of meat that doesn't squeal before you eat.

Hey what's that greasy meat you are eating? Its Arab bacon goes great on a pita with sum tahini.

by J03 Mem April 1, 2024

bacon lovesock

A love sock, a sock used for masturbation, lined with bacon to replicate the feeling of anal sex.

Joe, "When a love sock just isn't cutting it, bacon always makes it better. "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "

by Bobbit 69 dude. April 4, 2017

Bacon brownie

A fat ass Betch that won’t stop eating and is always emotionally drained and has to eat her feelings

Omg ur such a bacon brownie

by Lingling4eva April 22, 2019

pro bacon

16yo degenerate on discord

"fuck you pro bacon"

by EthernetExpert January 29, 2024

Bacon Station

The act of using bacon bits as a rectal suppository.

1.) pinch off some bits in the tips of your thumb and fingers like an Italian trying to emphasize something
2.) take a deep breath to oxygenate the capillaries in your butthole
3.) relax
4.) anally insert (just don't close your eyes and be all kweer about it)
5.) enjoy

Yo! Don't use all the bits tonight on that salad...I have a date later at the Bacon Station.

by boof_or_die October 4, 2017

wake n bacon

The act of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a lot of bacon.

*Inner monologue*
Jimmy: "One time, my buddy and I wake n bacon'd. We ate four pounds of bacon after we smoked a few blunts."

by baconfarts May 21, 2014