Church of Austini

The sacred weekly gathering dedicated to the one and only Austin.

The Church of Austini is a contemporary faith community formed around the collective admiration and recognition of Austin. Followers, known as Austinians, gather regularly to participate in scheduled “services” that include discussion, reflection, and acknowledgment of Austin’s actions, decisions, and general influence within the community.

I can’t meet later; it’s Sunday, and I have Church of Austini service.

by sssixtyseven November 5, 2025

Fucking, Austria

A town in Upper Austria that was notorious for its name. Sadly, its name was changed to "Fugging" in 2021.

"you know that place called fucking, austria?"
"yeah, funny asf name"

by someguythatlovesjtoh January 18, 2024