Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.

Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!

by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021

Alabama

the best state ever because you can fuck and marry your sister

me: i love Alabama
you: why
me: i get to fuck my sister

by ur mom gayyy August 14, 2021

Alabama by omission

When two siblings sleep with the same person.

Ya my sister and I are Alabama by omission because we both fucked Ashley.

by Darbalarb August 20, 2021

Alabama rebound

When you get dumped and then ask you family member for a hook up.

*somewhere in Alabama*

Brother: I just got dumped. Better find me a rebound quick!

*sister walks in*

Brother: I think I found my Alabama rebound!

by SugarNutzXXL June 26, 2021

Alabama Stinger

When you're engaged in doggy-style anal intercourse with Copenhagen in your mouth. Spit on your partners back, pull out, dip your penis in it, reinsert penis.

I gave Mendy an Alabama Stinger and she had to use an entire tube of Preparation-H in the morning.

by pyroparadigm September 6, 2013

Alabama pocket square

a gentleman's beverage in flask form placed in the inner pocket of a jacket during a refined social gathering, such as a banquet or a reception.

Look, Steve brought his Alabama pocket square - he just spiked his sweet tea with it.

by Jeff Handley March 13, 2012

Alabama Sweet Tea

When someone teabags a person who has passed out from drunkenness.

"I got drunk on Bourbon Street and found out I'd gotten an Alabama Sweet Tea"

by sweetsara May 24, 2012