alabama wetnap

When you blow your nose in toilet paper then wipe you ass with it.

I was out of wet naps, so I blew my nose in to the toliet paper, to make an Alabama wetnap, and wiped my ass with it.

by Right-handedbatter! February 13, 2023

Alabama Dock Brawl

Starts with an 8 people on 1 person non-consensual gangbang, but then another 30 or 40 people show up and start non-consensually revenge gangbanging those first 8 people back.
Usually ends when someone takes a big shot right to the face, and makes the cops step in

I was at at work and these fools jumped on me. I thought I was gonna get fucked, but next thing my boys show up and turned it into a big ass Alabama Dock Brawl.

by Average Guy # 498 August 8, 2023

Alabama Barbie Doll Butt Plug

When you use a HMD Barbie 4G Flip Phone (4GB) Tracfone Prepaid - Pink as a butt plug, and someone calls the phone mid-anal plug. Other definition = When you use a barbie doll, and insert it into you and your partner's anal cavity. A double dookie hole dildo.

I fucked a bitch with a Alabama Barbie Doll Butt Plug and she filed a restraining order

by Jambles14146 July 30, 2025

Alabama diddler

When a girl Licks your gooch

I got an Alabama diddler last night and man did I ever bust a nut

by Messejorton December 3, 2017

alabama river

A mixture of Coors light and Mountain Dew

Hey Coors light tasted like shit so I made a Alabama river

by Longniggerjohnson January 1, 2017

Alabama Mud Slushee

While having anal sex, your partners rectum is full of shit. You then take chipped ice and pour it in creating a slurry. Then you vigorously pummel the rectum creating the infamous Alabama Mud Slushee.

That chick let me stick it in her butt last night. She was full of poop, so I decided to throw in ice chips and give her an Alabama Mud Slushee. Man, was she pissed.

by Headshok1962 March 20, 2025

Alabama Blue Waffle

the act of shitting in someone's pussy or ass and fucking it

p1-Alabama blue waffle?
p2-no

by harryDBD March 17, 2024