crab aids

There's no good way to say this, crab aids is coming for all of us. There is no cure and it can not be stopped. the best thing you can do for your family is spread awareness and hope you die quickly

yo andrew i just wanted to inform you that last wednesday before we had gay sex i met a crab at the beach and we made sweet sweet gay crab love, and well i just got tested and i have crab aids.

by crab aids enjoyer September 13, 2023

Aids

The thing that’s funny to joke about until u contract it

I don’t have aids

by Wolfe8017 September 20, 2019

aids race

Where three or more individuals all try to get aids first

"aye yo bro I'm finna kick yo ass in our next aids race"

by Mr.fluffy face May 16, 2018

Aids

The definition of me

I have aids

by itzyaboiiiiii March 11, 2018

Unicorn aids

When you’re gay but you want a kid but are to broke to adopt so you fuck a hooker and get aid spreading it to your partner. And all in the end the hooker aborts

Shit did you hear what happened to Kenny? He get unicorn aids, fucking twat.

by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018

Band aid food

Food that you use as a “band aid” to feel better when you’re upset.

“I deserve some band aid food after all this bullshit”
“You wanna go get some band aid food?”

by Santa Muerte June 19, 2023

Snake AIDS

The disease you get from smoking halfies on the ground, a term popularized in this context by beloved internet smoker Jacob Jones

“I’d love to smoke that ciggie on the ground over there but I don’t wanna get snake aids ykwis”

by queenofcringe April 27, 2024