by Sexiest man alive stud November 23, 2021
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by anonymous September 15, 2022
Get the Thomas mug.Ripley st thomas is an absolute shit hole of a school. you wanna tell a teacher about your problems? then don’t cause they’ll do fuck all about it. it’s also where girls roll up their skirts so high it’s level with their blazer but then get told off about it when the skorts are the exact same length. Don’t forget to mention the many dick pics being sent around the whole school and the famous rumour in year 10 that —— sucked ——— off in the bathroom. You also want lung cancer? that’s great cause theres about half the school that sells them and/or uses them. So if you want your child to be an absolute scratter and possibly a druggie then send them to Ripley St thomas
Mother (to child): Let’s put ripley st thomas as your first choice it’s an extremely smart school!
-after they graduate-
Mother (to child): what the fuck happened
-after they graduate-
Mother (to child): what the fuck happened
by meeoowwwq March 27, 2022
Get the Ripley St Thomas mug.A Thomas is someone who appears as a very likeable and nice colleague at first sight. In reality he or she only pretends to be likeable and nice hoping that he or she will be able to dig up dirt on you which he or she can report to his superiors at work. A Thomas does this hoping that he will be able cash in his snitching credits in the future, for example when applying for a higher position.
- ''You're in no way qualified for that position!'' I know Danny, but maybe I can Thomas my way in...
- ''I just got promoted to manager today!'' Guess your Thomassing paid off Danny!
- ''Bro I accidentally fucked up at work but I think our manager did not notice. Guess I won't lose my job after all!'' You're so lucky Danny... *laughs in Thomas*
- ''I just got promoted to manager today!'' Guess your Thomassing paid off Danny!
- ''Bro I accidentally fucked up at work but I think our manager did not notice. Guess I won't lose my job after all!'' You're so lucky Danny... *laughs in Thomas*
by DannyCaruso1988 February 26, 2021
Get the Thomas mug.If you know someone named Thomas or you are a Thomas, you are probably a piece of shit. You are an extreme narcissist, egotistical, misogynistic, shit eating asshat on a stick that would cheat on someone if given the chance. You also probably have a beard shitty or not. :)
Girl: That piece of shit no good scoundrel!!!
Girl 2: Was his name Thomas?
Girl 1: How did you know?
Girl 2: Was his name Thomas?
Girl 1: How did you know?
by Yourneighborhoodmills November 14, 2022
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