scene kids

"unfortunate, tortured youth," often complain about their teen angst with not much consideration for anyone with any real-world issues or other people in general. "Scene kid" often coincides with wearing obscure band t-shirts (even if they've never heard them), dying and cutting one's hair more than once ever 2 weeks or so, playing in some obscure band that usually sucks (with an extremely random name), and wearing "outlandish" clothing to get attention. Often threaten to do stupid things for small amounts of money but really have no balls at all and are all talk. Usually fortunate suburban kids who feel they have something to express by going to "shows" and jumping on each other and making people feel less scene than they (calling others, ironically enough,"poseurs"), scene kids tend to hang out at the mall (probably near but not too near a hot topic), they're the kids wearing the Taking Back Sunday t-shirt to the TBS show, and they most definitely claim to have heard them first and might even know them personally, because it matters oh so much (!?). most scene kids probably don't really know who they are because they've spent so much time following the crowd of myspace users and spend more time trying to figure out if Warped Tour is still cool and taking pictures of themselves from angles than they have on job applications or learning anything relevant to "real life."

you? maybe not. look around. black cut up gloves? hair in face? tons of eye liner and lip gloss (guy or girl). Yeah, that's a scene kid. Laughing at you? YES it probably is. "I'm seriously going to punch those scene kids in the face."

by spam. July 23, 2008

Scene Kid

A young guy/girl that wears way too much make-up and believes they are a god/godess.
Often back-comb their hair to unreasonable size and wear multicoloured bows/clips in it.
Random hair colours is also common.

They adopt random add-on names. for example
Sofia-Horror. or Sam Joyce.

person 1: OMG ITS SOFIA HORROR LOOK AT HER BACK COMBED MULTI COLOURED SILLY LOOKING HAIR!

person 2: DAAYYYUUUMMM GIRL NEEDS TO GET A BRUSH TO THAT THANG!

person 3: OHMYGOSH ITS SAM JOYCE!
person 4: stupid twat. wanna be scene kid

by WEHATESCENEKIDOS November 6, 2009

pokemon kid

These are kids who's social life in elementary school revolved around pokemon i.e. trading pokemon cards etc. Once in middle school they continued because they are lagging behind in maturity. It is also a politically correct way of calling a kid a nerd in middle school.

John is such a pokemon kid, he wore a dinosaur tee shirt to the sixth grade social.

by Richie Pimental April 23, 2008

Kid amongus

A word of ultimate tomfoolery that destroys anyone when said backwards

Guy 1: Hi
Guy 2: Hello there (General kenobi)
Guy 1: Can you spell Kid Amongus backwards
Guy 2: Yeah sure it's sugnoma dik
Guy 2: Wait no- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Guy 1: haha he never knew it was sugnoma- AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Shitass, True God August 12, 2021

No-Balls Kid

A "male" who lacks gonads but at the same time is not a female. True to its name, the No-Balls Kid has an extremely high pitched voice due to its deficiencies. In addition, they tend to compensate for what they don't have by trying to act badass. However, this usually fails and they just end up looking even more like what they are.

???: Hey look at me guys! I'm the greatest effin' thing since.... who's the savior of Christianity again?
Avg Guy: Its Jesus, you douche.
???: Oh yeah whatever.
Avg Guy: Ugh... stupid no-balls kid

by kingofthekill March 31, 2009

cumback kid

it's the adjective when one ejaculates in hand and slaps it on others or own back

haha, you're a cumback kid!

ewwww...he just made you his cumback kid!

by tippit April 12, 2010

Center kids

Usually referring to kids who hang out at shopping centers, and have suicidle thoughts or acting in such manner. Recognizable by their dark hair with colorful edges, or a glowing in the dark hair, dark eyelaners, and bracelets on their arms. These "people" like to cut themself and do other activities simular to that.

Person 1:Did you see that wierd kid in the back?
Person 2: yeah I think he is drinking dishwasher soup
Person 1: man, what a center kids

by Ididksksl June 15, 2020