adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.
noun. Google-safety.
noun. Google-safety.
"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."
"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."
"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."
by ryzander June 4, 2012
Get the Google-safemug. VR on the cheap, Unfortunately only 3DoF but a good deal, got mine for 9€ or about 10 US Dollars. Needs a smartphone with a Gyroscope, and may or may not have head straps
Mario: Yo dude I can do VR, and I only spent 9 euros!
Luigi: How dude?
Mario: I bought a Google Cardboard!
Luigi: Woah Cook my brudda
Luigi: How dude?
Mario: I bought a Google Cardboard!
Luigi: Woah Cook my brudda
by HoloKolaMasterRace January 3, 2021
Get the Google Cardboardmug. Any one born in the era of Google whos parents turn to Google for answers about feeding, teething, illness, etc...
"Why does Emily think she is dying every time she has a headache?"
"Because she was one of those 'Google Babies,' whos parents Googled all their symptoms."
"Because she was one of those 'Google Babies,' whos parents Googled all their symptoms."
by P.R.Moritz February 24, 2023
Get the Google Babiesmug. A very good search engine, which is good but sometimes misleading and ruined due to google maps and google shopping. It is powered by web servers which provides all google data (for the search) and was probably based on Yahoo (its precursor). It is also the company which owns Youtube.
Google Search:
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again
Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again
Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.
by JadenTheMoose September 14, 2022
Get the googlemug. What was a failed attempt from Google to make a Facebook copy ended up creating the most hidden cult composed of idiots, but as of now is dead.
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by Crixz December 29, 2019
Get the Google plusmug. hhfhf
by NoahA2010 September 16, 2025
Get the pee pee Google animationmug. FROM: ******@*****.**
Dear Google Account Recovery,
I am waiting for nearly a month. Please kindly let me into my account even though I lost ... and cannot as of now.
Thanks,
************
Dear Google Account Recovery,
I am waiting for nearly a month. Please kindly let me into my account even though I lost ... and cannot as of now.
Thanks,
************
by gogglesupport May 27, 2018
Get the Google Account Recoverymug.