Child

A young person under 18 who doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up

Child )Bella-Hey what are you doing?
Adult. )Kelly-nothing
Child)Bella-did you hear about fort nite?the guns and new skins are so cool!
Adult)Kelly-SHUT THE F UP

by STDS77 October 26, 2019

Child

I don't fucking know but my fucking friend keeps saying it and I hate it

Woman: "um, child so"

by Breuhu November 1, 2019

Child

TommyInnit is a child who has a weird neighbor friend who is also a child named Tubbo who comes in many variations such as Tubbox and many more. He does drugs and hates women and men.

Person 1: Hey, do you know TommyInnit?
Person 2: Oh yeah, Isn't he a child?

by JoJo_TheHoneyBee November 13, 2020

last child

fucked up asshole

Your being a last child.

by roobesss November 20, 2020

Child

TommyInnit

“The child looked on in euphoria as the primes rolled in”

by Followmeonreddit November 22, 2020

child

A person who is immature or annoying

That child is so annoying they stole my lunch. Or.
That child pulled my chair out from under me.

by tacoman69420 November 30, 2020

The Child

The child is a demonic entity who takes form as a Lucas amiibo, allowing this thing to grab you is a death sentence.

A friend:Who are you choosing
Myself:the child
Everyone in the room:OH NO!

by The Lad(official) December 3, 2020