2 pac

What you have to do, when you f**t up your relationship.

If you get caught by your grilfriend while you had xxx with another girl, you definitely have 2pac your bag and leave...

by p.i.n.z. February 28, 2005

1 = 2

1. x = y
2. xy = y^2
3. xy - x^2 = y^2 - x^2
4. x(y - x) = (y + x)(y - x)
5. x = y + x
6. x = x + x
7. x = 2x
8. 1 = 2

QED

As proven, 1 = 2, thus 0 = 1, etc. And so for any number i, there is an equivalent j that is not equal to i.

This is further explained in the Identity Theft Theorem.

by SAH aka the GSH October 17, 2006

halo 2

1. A first person shooter video game for the Xbox featuring wicked ass sweet gameplay. Added weapons and features, plus online play!

2. The only game that you would consider over sex.

3. The game that will pwn Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas which is expected to sell 1 copy. The greatness of 2 hour game length seen in GTA SA will overwelm the brain and try to make you date richard simmons. In other words GTA: SA got is gonna get smacked.

Xbox owner: "I got Halo 2"
PS2 owner: "I got GTA SA"
PS2 owner: *bows down to Xbox owner*
Xbox owner: "Yeah that's right bitch"

Damn, girl. I cant give you sex right now, im kickin ass in halo 2.

by Chris, the l33t October 18, 2004

2 inches

An Asian guys hard on.

I got 2 inches of hard dick.

by Solid Mantis August 5, 2018

July 2

The National Orgy Day

Anne: what's the date today?
James: oh it's National Orgy Day, July 2nd
Anne: you joining them?
James: only if you join ;)

by charlixcx May 1, 2020

bbc 2

Blades Business Crew's youth squad

Young Dee dahs who like to fight at matches

by mr smith March 8, 2005

Diablo 2

A game, in which you have a choice of 6 characters, of different skills and possibilties! Great game, very time consuming. IS the MOST addictive game out there, it is a MMRPOG.
-Advice: Do Not BUY it, or give as a present.
-Reason: Ruin your life and who ever posses's it!

diablo 2 is like the game runescape. equally addictive.

by terturus May 27, 2007