constant asshole syndrome

constant asshole syndrome is when a person will never not stop being an asshole to other people, they seem to just stay in the same negative attitude towards the people that they are around, they are usually like this to people that they don't know very well or think lesser of them.

Steven: Hey man did you hear what tori said to jake over there, she was literally yelling at him for eating his food near customers.
Michael: Ya man I saw that, she just has a really bad case of constant asshole syndrome.

by longmontbeans33 October 2, 2021

blowed out asshole

An asshole that becomes agape after being fucked hard. It then turns into a pink sock.

Darla has a blowed out asshole because she took Matt's Alabama king snake, for 3 hours straight.

by Shitshow1986 July 6, 2022

A real live asshole

A living person that is a complete asshole; an alive asshole, Jerk, piece of shit.

Wes! You are a real live asshole.

by K. Bradford July 5, 2018

cunt lick asshole

A stupid piece of shit. One that makes you feel as if you are getting retarded just from listening to their voice. Someone who makes you wanna set your brain in fire so you no longer will have an imprint of them in your mind. You would literally like to shove a sock full of anal beads up their ass. No better yet a sock full of popcorn. So atleast then they would have something tasteful about their dumb ass. Someone who seriously makes you feel embarrassed, for the soul fact that you are watching them embarrass theirself. Someone who makes you despise them. Someone you fucking hate so much you would like to fuck them in the ear, but I'm their brain, and hope to God some of your genus rubbed of on them.

You stupid fucking cunt lick asshole!!!

by Haley haynes December 20, 2016

Blown Out Asshole

When your deuce hole gets blown apart.

Heater nems: what happened to jojo bombs? She’s laying on the floor facedown with ass in the air?
Tookie: Dawg she got a blown out asshole from all them backdoor entry’s.

by ballplayer182 November 26, 2022

sucking my asshole

making something sound better than it actually is (similar to gaslighting or cherry picking)

tyler: dude stop sucking my asshole

by man who indulges in balls December 17, 2021

asshole butt baby

A person who was born from an anal creampie that dripped from the woman's asshole into her pussy creating pregnancy.

(someone) was being a real Asshole Butt Baby the other night on call.

by unkattack9000 February 10, 2023