Jack Smith

Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.

I have a friend named Jack Smith. Oops. I meant I have 10000 friends named Jack Smith.

by ChristopherMartin November 9, 2021

Benson Smith

That one kid who always got tattled on to the yard aids in elementary school, and made fun of mentally disabled kids in middle school, and somehow managed to break every rule in high school without getting expelled. He is also short and spends his entire life doing pointless sports and speed running being sexy to every girl he meets.

Guy 1: Did you see what Benson Smith did at homecoming.

Guy 2: No why?

Guy 1: He threw his phone through your English teacher’s window.

by Benson Smith November 13, 2021

Kieran Smith

Absolute Chad Arma 3 player

"Kieran Smith is the biggest chad on the planet"

by SeanoHS January 24, 2022

Jacob Smith

A man that is funnier then Taylor Stanley and gets the most bitches in the world

Jacob smith snagged all the bitches from Taylor.

by Displexified January 25, 2022

Jacob Smith

Jacob Smith is a really hot attractive person. Jacob is the sweetest person ever and perfect. he off limits though lol take the L bozo.

Loser: “Who’s jacob smith again?”
Me: “Jacob Smith is like better than you basically”
Loser: “Oh. Thank you. I don’t know if I wanna be Jacob Smith or be WITH Jacob Smith”
Me: “Okay well get in line”

by SeggsHaver3000 January 25, 2022

Glaxo Smith and Wesson

When you campaign for three terms of service from age 5 and then then dehistorify you and tell your whole family to eat dick and starve

I've been hit by Glaxo Smith and Wesson

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Izaya Smith

The act of having a booty so big that the lord gives you mercy

Your double checked up you got that izaya smith booty

by Mömmymïlkers69 February 2, 2022