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School

A complete and utter waste of precious childhood.
You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a federal prison. There, you go from class to class, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, inconsequential bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, also known as homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a mathematician. To sum it all up, school is a big competition to weed out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their cesspool of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this penitentiary and make some much needed reforms.
by :O SCHOOL BAD August 25, 2022
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Ulysses grant high school

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Hershey High School

A school full of rich ass white kids who never been beaten in there whole life and don't know what it is like to be told no. they jock off of every other school in the area. and try hard to be trendy. but there not
by boby the builder August 29, 2022
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waseley hills high school

this school is hell and most of the kids who go there are either popular chavs or roadmen and theyre all just annoying
'did you go to waseley hills high school?'
'yeah it was shit'
by mikey is doing your mother August 30, 2022
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Caterham School

a great place for underaged students to vape in the bathrooms
Man 1: oh so you go to Caterham School?
Man 2: yeah im a nitbag
by mdann September 1, 2022
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School Bathrooms

The WORST THING IN SCHOOL, There’s paper everywhere and there’s a chance of piss being on the floor, And the doors are broken and the school doesn’t do shit! If the doors are broken, There’s a high chance of someone opening it and accidentally seeing your ass or your junk. Also the toilets will be occasionally disgusting af. And last but not least, People will try and see you while you just wanna piss or shit in peace!
school bathrooms are a no
by Pxprobotvidz September 1, 2022
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School Lunch

Overpriced… You can just get the same things at the vending machine for a few cents less. The food is good though.
by Pxprobotvidz September 1, 2022
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