2020 shit

Situations that seem so ridiculous, they would fit right into 2020.

A: Did you hear? A real sharknado appeared in Haiti!
B: Yeah, thats some 2020 shit.

by Vutuyashi November 23, 2020

Shit pasting

The act of using fecal matter as a glue like substance for crafting.

Grandma jane and I were Shit pasting a nice new bird house for the yard yesterday when i visited.

by Lemureslayer November 23, 2020

Shit

A common word for POOP

I JUST TOOK A BIG FAT SHIT

by SHAT20202020 November 24, 2020

Metric shit ton

The highest number an American can describe +1.

- How may guns should a patriot want?
- A metric shit ton of them.

by Krippa November 24, 2020

Shit

Homophobes and racists.

You’re shit

by Humanpersonlol November 24, 2020

Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).

According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.

by Hym Iam November 25, 2020

Smoking dog shit

The act or use of inhaling fumes emitted from heroin.

Aye man whats the move tonight?? Just regular stuff, prolly gon be smoking dog shit

by Kengor November 25, 2020