CHICKEN DICK

WHEN YOUR DICK IS TO SMALL YOU BAG A BIG DICK CAUSE YOU ARE SCARED FOR PEOPLE TO KNOW YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK

Chicken dick was sent to bang THE HOES . MY DICK WAS TOO SMALL SO I BAGGED A BIG DICK . AND WENT TO WORK. DONT WORRY THE HOES WONT KNOW WHO YOU BAGGED!!!

by THE BEAR . Husband March 5, 2023

Dick

A thing you have sex with and make baby’s with them

When I had sex I saw a huge dick

by Sodacan588 May 19, 2018

Baby Carrot Dick

A term for the penis of a red-headed male.

Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.

by Moosedog5 April 14, 2022

Dick Cheese

A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.

Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great!
Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.

by Capital_K November 18, 2023

Schrödinger's Dick

A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.

Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.

by Skulltra February 3, 2021

Dick-straction

A random fling with a man to distract you away from having sex with another man you're really into.

Kitten: "I just started dating this guy and I'm really attracted to him."

Nina: "Have you slept with him yet?"

Kitten: "No, I don't want to rush that but I'm so damn attracted to him. It's going to be tough."

Nina: "Not necessarily, you need a "Dick-straction" to hold you over."

Kitten: "Where's my black book!?"

by NinaPetite May 8, 2009

Sick Dick

When the dick is good but goes too far and hits your gag reflex then makes you throw up. But it’s okay as you are a trooper and swallow and carry on.

Girls!!!! I gagged on the dick to much and sick dick happened! It’s okay he didn’t know and I carried on!

by SickDgirl March 19, 2021