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Dick Shit

A trem of derision. A male ejeculated a turd into a females uterus which fertilized a malformed egg. The resulting embryo emplanted and produced a Dick Shit.
by Alpha13579 May 26, 2022
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Shit

Kaceytron: *exists*
everyone: well that's shit
by Eraser_xx April 16, 2021
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Shit gooning

Gooning or masterbating to yourself taking a shit in front of a mirror. Usually on a toilet with a body mirror placed in front of the person who is doing the action, in some cases, Restroom items such as TP, plungers, soap bars, and cleaners are used for self pleasure during the poop manifesting. The uses for these items could be making a chain out of TP and using it in erotic asphyxiation, This is the act of depriving one of oxygen in order to increase sexual drive. Another use is seeing how much soap bars could go up after the pooping, Yet again, a plunger and cleaner are both perfect restroom items that may be used as a penetrator
Cooper: Why is there a mirror in the bathroom?

Chad: Have you never tried shit gooning?
by Rylanram88 February 18, 2025
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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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Shit

The 3rd most use word next to swag and Yolo which much like shit are fucking retarded (ignore my user name it's an inside joke)
Shit is not only used as a noun but also as and action, descriptive word and an expression
{verb} dude I got to shit
{action} I just took a shit #swag
{descriptive} dude you look like shit

{expression} oh! Shit!
by Swag $$ June 19, 2015
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funny shit

A term use when something is ridiculously funny to the point where a laugh just doesn't explain how funny it is
Jim- hey that guy over there says he could beat you up in a fight
me- thats some funny shit
by yomama.coma December 9, 2020
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Lil shit

Jojo P an annoying creature of habit that asks too many dumb questions
"ya lil shit!"
by Lolitslivp September 5, 2015
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