My bread

Some thing is essential, derived from "my bread and butter".

Gary: XBox is my bread.

by Utah Gance February 2, 2012

Yodel my oxen clogs!

an inappropriate phrase...

Guy: Yodel my oxen clogs!
Girl: Ewww!! OMG!!

by hackhackjoe March 18, 2012

into my cups

To be inebriated

After sampling several Russian River pinots noirs at the wine tasting (including Flowers, Dutton, and William Sellyem) I was well into my cups and had to take a nap.

by hpyhikn April 23, 2012

cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.

"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".

by Square head April 30, 2012

Scrap my Kraut

German colloquial term for rubbing one out AKA whacking it.

Claus von Shnitzlenazi: Wilhelm, we need to come back to the kitchen, quit scrapping your kraut!
Wilhelm Gouttenburg: Gimme a sec Claus! I need to scrap my kraut to these naked pictures of your sister, Hilda!

by shazzzzzam August 13, 2012

no cheese off my sandals

when you are annoyed with someone and you really dont care

guy 1: ...at least my life is worth something
guy 2: whatever bro, no cheese off my sandals

by JTR4EVA December 2, 2011

peel my lemon

To make someone feel bad, small, insecure, or naked. To hurt your feelings.

Dont make me your lemons are to fragile.
No, Im sorry dont i didnt mean it, dont peel my lemon.

by Trizzequkeul December 31, 2011