Don't Fuck Me Now

Tonight, I'm gonna have myself, a real big cock.
Right in my aaa-aaa-aaa-aaassssssss!
My anuuuuuus. he'll twist it inside ouuuut, yea.
Cum's swimming around, inside my ass, so
Don't. Fuck, Me, Now...
Don't, Fuck Me-
'Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time!

I'm a swimming sperm, going through his ass
Like the black cock, that's ripping up his anal cavity
I'm a raging cock, passing through in male placentas.
I'm getting hard, hard, fuck,
There's him fucking me.

He's burning up my ass, aaahhh
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister AnalKnight
I'm being fucked real hard and super tight
"I wanna make a sexy fucking slave out of you"

Don't Fuck Me Now, I'm having such a good time
I'm having his balls
Don't Fuck Me Now
If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call,
Don't Fuck Me Now ('cause I'm having a good time)
Don't Fuck Me Now (yes, I'm having a good time)
I don't wanna fuck at all, yea

I'm a rocket dick on the way to the
Wet tight little asshole
I am a barky log, I'm out of semen
I am a sex machine, ready to fuck hard
Like Adam & Eve, about to
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh explode

He's burning up my ass, aaahhh
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister AnalKnight
I'm being fucked real hard and super tight
"I wanna make a sexy fucking slave out of you"

Don't Fuck Me, Don't Fuck me,
Don't Fuck Me, hey, hey, hey!
Don't Fuck Me, Don't Fuck Me,
Oo, oo oo, I like it!

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by NickrophiIia February 26, 2019

damn fuck shit bitch

This is something you say when you are really mad at something or someone

Person1: "If you dont bring the money back buy 5 o clock then im going to fucking rip your dick off"

Person2: "DAMN FUCK SHIT BITCH!"

by M3guy January 20, 2003

Totally fucked

What blue is right now

Blue is totally fucked

by Blue is fucked December 12, 2017

mother fucking cocksucking twat

A person who is not only a motherfucker, but is also a cocksucker and acts like a complete and utter fucking twat all of the time.

For fuck sakes man, what did you do that for you stupid motherfucking cocksucking twat!

by Begum March 14, 2005

fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw

an expression used when something wrong has happened, or hasnt turned out well ; much like "oh fuck me"

Jessica - "Oh hey did you do that chemistry homework?"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"

by Stokez December 17, 2007

butt fucking brady bunch

Typically a living space where all the residents or a good majority of them are gay.
Could be a nuclear family of all gay people or just an apartment or household of all gay people.

All the guys in dance class share an apartment uptown, they're a regular old butt fucking brady bunch.

by Savage3 July 2, 2008

I fucked my brother

Just making this for the mug

Mug I fucked my brother

by Mrs President December 27, 2021