Your mom is a slang term for a prostitute or slut. This insult is only used by retards who think they are the king of comedy. But they are only the king of not getting laid
by I like planes March 17, 2022
Get the Your mom mug.Your Nan is a comeback which is not just worse than your mom but more annoying. It is only used by people who were dropped when they were babies as a cheep comeback because they are more brain dead than a hedgehog on a motorway full of fast moving lorries.
by I like planes March 17, 2022
Get the Your nan mug.Do not tell them that you are going to be mean. You end it at 5:00 PM . Don’t take it too far, if you want to end it you can. 3/18
Example: “Hey *******!” Um hey? “Why are you being so mean? *hits 5:00* It’s be mean to your gay friend day!
by yellowflowers March 18, 2022
Get the Be mean to your gay friend Day mug.a mystical creature, with the calling of "father figure". legends told this creature had been on the mission to get the true unexpiring cum-like liquid with a sweet taste, the milk.
by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022
Get the your dad mug.dude A: bro your mom so fat she'd probably sit on a whale and its bones be broker than your wallet ngl
dude B: no cap
dude B: no cap
by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022
Get the your mom mug.The female paternal figure that acts as the guardian over her children and nurtures them, all at the same time watching them grow up into an adult.
person 1: your mom
person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.
person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.
by worshipper of Tux March 20, 2022
Get the your mom mug.Joke: LOGAN-PAUL: who's that YOU: your mom
Actual: YOU: wheres your mom?
Roast: billie ellish: who asked YOU: your mom
Actual: YOU: wheres your mom?
Roast: billie ellish: who asked YOU: your mom
by Omyx March 20, 2022
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