get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat March 10, 2012

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 06, 2023

Your da sells avon

Your da sells avon

If you saw someone selling avon in the street, it’s probably Jacob Manners’s dad.
Fuck off daft cunt, your da sells avon

by Stinky homeless bum October 16, 2023

Hi my name is mostafa what is your name you dumbass

Hahaha

Hi my name is mostafa what is your name you dumbass

by June 10, 2022

put your lights on

When you advice someone to pay atention

Ey man! Put your lights on, there is a problem commimg by

by Gustavoxray July 31, 2017

hold your horses

someone is telling u to mentally stable… i could never
or your just a full on horse

sophia: hold your horses jess

jess: i could never

by nicepear8 August 23, 2021

hold your horses

meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse

(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)

Juliette: "HYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA"

"JULIETTE HOLD YOUR HORSES !"

by aye ma name DeShawn January 08, 2018