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you need jisoos

The kpop version of "you need Jesus".
Takes its name by the singer Hong Jisoo (part of the group Seventeen), a good Christian born on 30 December 1995, in Los Angeles (California).
Also named Joshua, the boy, on Halloween of the year 2015, wore a priestly costume, giving birth to this phrase.

The legend tells that if you say "you need Jisoos" at 3:00 AM, in front of your mirror, Joshua Hong will appear to bless you.
*Jun does a sexy move*

*all members of SVT start to scream*
YOU NEED JISOOS

*Hong Jisoo appears* Bless you, man.
by JisooSneedsme October 30, 2017
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The hell, you say!

vehemently disagreeing with someone
I am the leader of this platoon and what I say goes! The hell, you say! You are nothing without me
by what do i care 125 December 27, 2020
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Could you be any louder?!

Shut up before I sucker punch you
Could you be any louder?!
That means shut up DARREN!
by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023
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If you know what i meme

Oral reference to a meme -

when you are actually out there in the real world but still stuck on memes.
by zwrd September 15, 2017
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Thank you slap

The slap someone deserves when they're trying to help but making things worse.
Shawna: "Hey everyone! Bella is single now, so she's dating again if you're interested!"
Bella : "Shawna! What are you doing?!"
Shawna: "I'm helping you out, girl!"
Bella: "Oh. You're so kind, I think you deserve a thank you slap!"
by just like honey November 19, 2022
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Do you really

Before I change my mind.
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Please please be on your way quick, I'm struggling ATM. I need...
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Please.

At 1 I'm going back inside.
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Fuck I hope you're on your way I can't stay outside much longer I'm going to be sick.
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Do you really?
Well, I guess I got my answer... Actions speak louder than words.

Thanks for showing me how much of a fool I am once again... I can't believe how stupid I am to fall for it again.

This fucking hurts so bad, you could've just told me the truth, I'm a big girl I can take it. But no, you had to make me so ecstatic, so excited and happy, and then rip it away and tear my heart out of my chest all over again. What the hell did I do to make you hate me so much that you keep hurting me? Don't worry message received, I'll leave you the fuck alone, you don't have to worry about me bothering you anymore
I love you. I love you too. Do you really or do I just fill a hole in your heart an empty space in your house? /Sobs/
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023
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Yoon Sang You

The juiciest man to ever roll on this Earth. If you lie him down he can be used as a trampoline. If you have a fetish for Korean people you're in luck; you can use him as your personal body pillow cause boy is he soft! Guess you can call him your comfort man.
Person 1: "3 more days until our food supply runs out. Our village of 30 will surely starve!"
Person 2: "Don't worry! We still have Yoon Sang You to harvest! His blubber shall bring an end to our malnourishment."
by Minecraft Master November 6, 2020
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