tripped and ate shit

To trip and fall really hard on your back or face.

Dude i just tripped and ate shit so hard
Dude i just fell on my face so hard

by @l3xig May 3, 2022

Shit bloke

A bloke like my mate mitch toy who dogs the boys

Yeah mitch is a shit bloke

by Crikeymate January 10, 2019

War Shit

A Powerful Dump, usually taken in a hurried manner often a result of shitty beer and even shittier wings

Bro 1: the fuck did you eat, man
Bro 2: last nights beer and wings gave me the War Shits

by Warshittr001 September 25, 2023

Shitting on the dog

To smoke weed

Dallas's parents caught us shitting on the dog last night

by THChris June 19, 2022

National Talk shit bout anybody day

This day is on June 13th this is where you can talk shit about anybody and they can't do shit because it's a holiday

Person 1-that's why you got a std hoe

Person 2- huh??
Person 1- Happy national talk shit bout anybody day

by mwahahasecrets June 11, 2023

Whose Shit Is This?

The shittiest movie ever!

"Whose Shit Is This?" is th shittiest movie ever!

by nooneinparticular0101225 August 8, 2010

No Shit

a comment a smart-ass person would make to make themselves feel better.

Dude 1: Wow, is that blue?
Dude 2: No shit
Dude 1: *...*
Dude 2: *feels kool😎"

by iconic joe November 29, 2021