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you don't want it

You don't want success or to achieve something great, e.g. 100k on YouTube
"you don't want it bro" you'd be more consistent if you really wanted it.
by zurap February 13, 2024
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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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You stop being human

When people reject YOUR religion... That's the problem though, isn't it? Which is why all the Genocide.
Der Führer JeepJorp "You stop being human if I'm wrong!"

Hym "To you... Inter-subjectively... That's YOU dehumanizing people... Actively... That's a thing you're doing that you could not be doing and that's actually the problem with you're entire religion."

Der Führer JeepJorp "The Atheists! The Atheists, you see... They just don't understand! You see, if they only knew that if they don't agree with me they're not human! And if I'm wrong I can do whatever I want!" 😡

Hym "Yeah, see, that's the problem. You're insane. You don't see the out-group as 'fully human' and your religion is what allows you to justify the dehumanization of other people. Not that THAT ITSELF isn't a human thing to do but what you're TRYING to do is ENSHRINE A RIGHT TO the dehumanization of others along a certain axis... Which is what makes it wrong and unnatural rather than the human reaction to out-group.... I mean, simply doing the dehumanization is justification for theft when I do it. Which is horsehsit because I'm right when I do it. But that's besides the point. You're insane. Religion bad. Give me my shit. You're using Pot of Greed. My response is Ash Blossom (aka sending little girl to the graveyard).. Do you have called by the grave or not?"
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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YOU

by Nataliiiiiiiii April 7, 2021
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You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"
by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025
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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
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You

You. You is perfect. You is a wonderful and caring thing. You is loved
Me: I am proud of you.
(Yes you. The person reading. I'm proud of you. I love you so much.)
by StevenJobs420 July 15, 2023
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