Go fuck up a flagpole

1. An expression of anger, dirrected at someone you're pissed off at, or any blathering dumbass that keeps talking and can't take a hint.

Annoying fucktard: What did you get on that test today, I got a 95% and...

Person: I don't give a shit, go fuck up a flagpole!

by 13stewda September 20, 2009

what the fuck it's only a buck

A phrase once again coined by the up most respected and very easily miss confused Steven Burkemper. Related to early nine teen nineties Grateful Dead concert parking lots, young Burkemper selling commodities such as Shasta cola and grilled cheese sandwiches. Burkemper loudly announces his product costing a mere US Dollar, affordable to the average patron of the scene, as a tasty beverage or snack to quench the thirst or hunger of the purchaser. "What the Fuck Its Only a Buck", became an instant staple for vendors around the country on the grateful dead parking lot circuit, and went on to acquire such acceptances from other parking lots in the later years such as; Phish, Widespread Panic, String Cheese etc...

"Cola's, Grilled Cheese, What the Fuck it's only a buck!!!"

by steve-i rastafari September 4, 2005

F.O.H(Fuck Outta Here)

The definition of "F.O.H" is a simplified version of the phrase "Fuck Outta Here" Mainly used in Philadelphia "Fuck Outta Here" Means something is not Be-liveable or unreasonable, or just a way to say "Shut up bitch"."Fuck Outta Here" is normally said in a loud rude tone most commonly used with the word nigga at the end.

Friend 1: "yooo i just got the baddest bitch and she looks like your mom."
(friend 2 responds)
Friend 2: "Man F.O.H(Fuck Outta Here) nigga."

by TydaMan7 January 7, 2010

Take a wild fucking guess

Remark used when someone asks a question about something especially when it's really stupid.

Dumbass: What's wrong?
*Looks around the destroyed city*
Guy: What's wrong? Take a wild fucking guess.

by Thaddian July 9, 2015

do you fuck with the war

Proper pillow talk for after having intercourse.

So do you fuck with the war? She's like : no I don't fuck with the war!

by Suckmydixk666 August 1, 2017

Fuck You *Hang Up*

The only pure way to kill off a phone conversation with you having the last word.

John: You're a dick

George: Well, i fucked your Mum!

John: Fuck You *Hang Up*

by maybeyoushouldn'tbesorude September 30, 2009

One Fucking Two Seconds

1. A measure of time.

2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.

3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.

"Fuck that. I'll fuck him up in one fucking two seconds!"

by Road Block June 11, 2006