Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022

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New Year’s Blaster

When someone’s lil guy has an explosion downstairs on 12:00 1st Jan

James: i just did a new year’s blaster
Jaergus: this is why you’re single

by Senutobi December 31, 2020

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muser of the year

Special award for only the best musers on musical.ly

OMG today I won the muser of the year award!!

by Sky._.412 March 1, 2017

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for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

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This year is another boring one

Just you wait and see…nothing’s gonna happen this year… I’ll just be waiting for nothing…

It’s gonna be another boring shitty year … I hate the world today.

I wish something big would happen… maybe WW3 or a gigantic stock market crash…

This year is another boring one

by Death Menace February 20, 2023

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Junior Year

The most brutal year of high school due to colleges looking at this year in specific. Filled with endless school work, tests, exams (ACT, SAT, etc.), and stressful homework that you have to do when you're trying to rest your butt off after a long boring day. Hinders you from trying to have fun, not to mention, the junkload of homework would lower sleep time, making you deprived.

Oh god, junior year is gonna be a long one.
Fun fact: I'm currently a junior at the time of writing this (Class of 2027)

by GregHeffley95 September 3, 2025

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