Someone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Someone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025

Five Year Term

The maximum parliamentary term in the UK. Similar in many respects to a prison sentence except more painful, in that it affects over 60 million people, whereas a 5 year prison term ostensibly just affects the imprisoned individual. Also unlike a prison sentence, the nation could have the sentence doubled to 10 years, if Labour were to get in again!

Yes, I was caught bang to rights in the cab of my JCB trying to remove an ATM from the outside wall of my local SPAR at 2 o'clock in the morning. I got a five year term!
Like a good citizen I cast my vote on 4 July 2024, but unfortunately we've got Kier Bloody Stamer and his bunch of ponces, likely for a five year term!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024

father with 43 years old

a panarama who has a panarama kid

oh you have a father with 43 years old? you must be a panarama

by asdasassdads June 4, 2023

Year of the hook

When you’re magnetically gathering an audience and cannot stop growing fandom

This is her year of the hook

by Datkid March 24, 2020

end of year exam

Hell in its purest form

Hey man, we only have one more week til end of year exams!

I didn't want to meet Satan just yet

by Mariambdjsn October 22, 2022

New Year's Hopscotch

The footwork needed when walking home on New Year's Eve/early New Year's day to avoid the pools of vomit that have collected from over partying.

Brock: "Shit dude, look at all that vomit on the floor! Fuckin New Year's revellers, how we gona get past it??"

Butch: "Time for the New Year's Hopscotch dawg!"

by Black7Ninja January 2, 2012

first year fringe

when a girl in her first year of high school decides that her hair would looks great if she used all of it as a fringe

"Oh man, look at this picture of me in first year, that first year fringe is fierce!"

by siskatoni December 1, 2013