Silly Willy

Lighter pseudo insult towards someone doing something stupid or nonsensical
Whatever your perverted mind can conjure up with the wet willy dry willy ear inserters.

Oh no you don't put it in there you silly willy!
Imma give you a silly willy babe

by Mr. fuck get me out of here June 7, 2018

Nipple Willy

When you suck/lick someone’s nipple until it is covered in spit and they insert it into your eat like a Q-tip

Damn man... my girl gave me a mean nipple willy last night, i think i can hear twice as good now.

by boalgo June 27, 2018

Red Willy

When you finger blast a girl thats on her period and then shove your bloody finger in her ear. Giving her a wet willy with her own period blood.

If i ever finger a girl on her period im giving her a red willy.

by Suicidexmessiah February 23, 2018

River Willy

Rather than a wet willy, a river willy is defined by the act of ejecting saliva into one's ear giving them an unpleasant experience.

Damn Thommy, that was one good river willy you gave to Ralphy.

by JingleJangle The Overlord July 31, 2018

wet willy

Sticking your icky finger in someones ear. Typically done to provocate someone.

Kim: *inserts wet finger in Caspers ear*

Casper: Aww, come on! You gave me a wet willy!

by ouaus August 21, 2018

strangle willy

1. a place in the UK
2. when your penis gets choked

he gave me a good ol strangle willy

by BritishBleach August 30, 2018

Gator-willy

Gatorwilly, when you're taking a piss is the bush and a gator comes up to dine on your pecker

Aye, boyo be-careful pissing in the bush lest you get a case of gator-willy. You don't want an alliator to bite your willy

by Salty Fred December 31, 2018