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Urban Dictionary

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The Urban Dictionary is new, fresh, hip, hot, sick, dope, and the only mother fucking thing worth reading. It has been dubbed as the Bible by a new spiritual group called the Righteous Rev_Oh_Lue_Shun. The Urban Dictionary is called the Urban Bible by the members of the Righteous Rev_Oh_Lue_Shun whom are currently holding fundraisers in lovely La Mesa California in their mission to distribute this book of knowledge and wisdom to their family, friends, and the world for free.
Erika: "Mom, why are you calling the Urban Dictionary the Bible?"

Mom: "Because I've already studied the bible in four (4) different translations, including the Catholic bible which has extra books, the Torah, and the Quran and they are all fucking boring to me at this point. The Urban Dictionary is fresh, new, insightful, interesting, and was not written two thousand (2000) years ago by a bunch of mother fucking men."

Erika: "Yeah but the bible says we are not to add too or take away from the bible."

Mom: "That's true honey, but WHO exactly are WE? When one of you kids come up with the answer I'll quit."
by The Anrkissed May 11, 2008
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urban dictionary is the best site ever!!
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Urban Dictionary Game

When your terribly bored so you go on urban dictionary.
The point of this game is to press the random button and read the definitions till you reach one that is sexual in anyway.
(Doesn't include insults or hotness)
If one is sexual then you must go back to the UrbanDictionary homepage and start again.
Points are counted for how many definitions you get before a sexual ones comes along.
'Im so bored....Lets play the Urban Dictionary Game.'
*go to UD*

*click random*

1.Puppy- cute fuzzy bundle of fuz
2.Black- a race
3.Using the banana- to have sex

"shii-"

*click homepage button*

*click random*

REPEAT
by KealPanda May 1, 2010
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Urban Dictionary Editors

Urban Dictionary Editors are people who never accept words, no matter how good they are and how awesome they are. If i try and add a word, there is only a 10% chance that it'll be published, because of decicion making editors. Hell, i don't even think this will be published.
Urban Dictionary Editors: Wow, this word and definition is so awesome. But i am gonna be evil and not publish it. Muhahahahahaha.

Me: Shit.
by Mike Hunt and Mike Hawks July 5, 2009
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Urban Dictionary Names

The act of when someone puts their name on Urban Dictionary and glorifies it, just to feel good about their miserable life in their parent's abandoned basement. They're all just insecure, depressed, anti-social, unwashed, ugly, and cringy
Needless to say, these urban dictionary names are getting out of hand and are just a load of cringe. You know the truth behind it

The guys who post it are soyboys and/or internet trolls, all with an anime addiction and a moldy cheese mill (Cheese dick, got it?), while thinking that deodorant on their hairy pits and showering once a month with hardly any soap and shampoo is enough. The girls who do it aren't usually girls anyway. They're guys trying to compliment their anime pillow or their waifu, furry or anime or whatever. If it is by an actual girl, They're usually one if the ugliest and dirtiest whores you'll see on the internet, who send videos and pictures of themselves on tiktok and instagram doing trendy stuff or something that a prostitute would do. They prefer to be influencers and scam small businesses and whore out on guys to steal all their money. They want to spend their money on plastic surgery that will probably be botched and overpriced luxuries that even the upper class would struggle to afford. Despite whoring themselves out to guys to rob them, they still think men are sexist pigs and should go extinct
by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021
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Urban Dictionary Mug

by abigfatlittlekid February 17, 2017
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urban dictionary whore

a person with a very sick mind with way too much time on their hands
half of the defenitions are created by urban dictionary whores
by jessicya November 12, 2004
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