The definition of love.You'll never know love without knowing Tony.Youll never have to worry about opening a door around him because he's simply the perfect gentlemen out there.He'll give you the best nights of your life while your half asleep in his car on your way home, because he knows the way.He happens to be the only guy your dad approves of and doesn't question when your with him.That one moment you had with him.It'll never stop giving you butterflies.You'll always be around him simplely because you won't except a life without him.He's the parallel of you.Every moral, belief, interest is the same.And his image haunts your heart. Your veins love the taste of his laughter.That bright smile? it's cocaine and you'll never get sober.Everyday you hope for a miracle that he wants to give it a second chance.You can't move on without it.Knowing that there's the slightest possibility of walking down the aisle with him.Antonio will change your life.He'll make you smile in every scene.Perfection is his middle name and you can't see nothing beyond such. When you first fall in love with him.You'll never stop.Your going to need and want him for the rest of your life.No matter what you do you will forever search for him In a crowd.You'll forever need his voice.Your favorite tune.The one that replays at night while you giggle into your pillow because I promise you he will heal every broken piece in your body, heart and mind with the simple fact he loved you to.Don't give up
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Get the Tony mug.The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
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Get the Tony mug.A very smart, funny, hot and loud personality with a great sense of style. Cackles at every dumb joke and is obsessed with plants, books and fancy baths. Will cheer you up when you're down and can be a supportive pillar when you need one. Might also be super into strange music, yoga, anime, writing and smoking weed. Also a great listener and has a lot of funny stories to tell.
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