“Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.
by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025
Get the Dutch Toilet mug.When the cable that connects your mouse with your computer becomes longer and longer once you pull it, and you keep pulling it until it gets unplugged.
by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021
Get the Get out of my toilet mug.A particularly tasty activity which consists of bringing a plastic or metal drinking straw into a public washroom, inserting the straw into an unflushed toilet bowl or urinal, and drinking whatever is in it. Bethesda's Fallout series makes use of toilet sipping in the form of in-game health regeneration with the option to drink from toilets, urinals, sewage tunnels, etc. However, you will not gain extra health or energy by toilet sipping in reality, in fact you will lose health and energy at an alarming rate and likely die in a week.
Person 1: "Eugh, what is on your breath? Don't tell me you've been toilet sipping again dude, you know that shit'll kill you."
Person 2: "Trust me, that holy nectar is worth every risk."
Person 2: "Trust me, that holy nectar is worth every risk."
by KingDededededede April 7, 2020
Get the Toilet Sipping mug.Guy 1: "yo, my dick stinks. can't get the smell off me since hookin' up with stinky Lisa." Guy 2: "well that's what you get for plunging the toilet."
by Duece79 June 6, 2018
Get the plunging the toilet mug.Skibidi Toilet is an internet meme that emerged from the viral popularity of the Russian band Little Big's song "Skibidi." In this context, "Skibidi Toilet" humorously refers to a fictional scenario or concept where the energetic and eccentric dance moves from the "Skibidi" music video are applied to everyday activities, particularly those associated with using the toilet or bathroom facilities.
The Skibidi Toilet meme has taken over social media, with people imagining hilarious bathroom dance routines.
I can't stop laughing at these memes where people are 'Skibidi Toileting' while brushing their teeth!
The Skibidi Toilet challenge videos are absurdly funny, showcasing people's creativity in incorporating dance into everyday tasks.
I can't stop laughing at these memes where people are 'Skibidi Toileting' while brushing their teeth!
The Skibidi Toilet challenge videos are absurdly funny, showcasing people's creativity in incorporating dance into everyday tasks.
by babbledoople March 15, 2024
Get the skibidi toilet mug.Skibidi toilet is a stupid fucking idiotic cringe shitty retarded show that’s on YouTube shorts. It’s so fucking bad that I want to rip my eyes open and throw them into a deep fryer. This shitty “series” of cringe fucking videos about people’s heads in fucking toilets is so god fucking stupid and all who watch it should GO TO FUCKING HELL AND TELL SATAN TO BURN THEIR BALLS OFF. I hate parental controls a ton… BUT IF UR KID HAS A FUCKING SKIBIDI TOILET ADDICTION THEN DELETE YT PREMIUM IF U HAVE IT, TURN ON PARENTAL CONTROLS AND KEEP 52 BODY GUARDS NEXT TO UR CHILDREN WHEN HES WATCHING TV, ALL HAVING DUAL LOADED GRENADE LAUNCHERS. DO IT AND DO IT NOW.
Me: hey kid, what u watching??
Dumb fucking kid that doesn’t have enough iq to fill a spoon: OMG HAVE U HEARD???? ITS SKIBIDI TOILET :D SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES!!!
Me: *pulls out a fucking fully charged railgun*
Dumb fucking kid that doesn’t have enough iq to fill a spoon: wait what are u doi-?
Me: *shoots that dumb muthafucka*
God: I’ll forgive u for that one
Dumb fucking kid that doesn’t have enough iq to fill a spoon: OMG HAVE U HEARD???? ITS SKIBIDI TOILET :D SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES!!!
Me: *pulls out a fucking fully charged railgun*
Dumb fucking kid that doesn’t have enough iq to fill a spoon: wait what are u doi-?
Me: *shoots that dumb muthafucka*
God: I’ll forgive u for that one
by TheGuyThatFuckingHatesGenAlpha March 19, 2025
Get the Skibidi toilet mug.Skibidi Toilet is a horrid YouTube Shorts "Series", if you can even call it that. It's a toilet with a man's head coming out of the bowl, singing a remix of a song that is just awful. "Skibidi dub dub dub yes yes, skibidi dubble-a dee-dee". This is the song of satan, or at least the song of skibidi toilet. In the series, these cringey toilets fight people with technology for heads, or in other words an average modern toddler. The series seems very popular with crusty infants who still finds toilets funny.
Child: (non-understandable blubber)
iPad: Skrr skibidi dub dub dub yes yes, skibidi dubble-a dee dee
Child: Skibidi
Mother: Time to take the iPad away for dinner honey!
Child: (Demonic yelling and singing of Skibidi Toilet song)
Mother: There is only one solution (shoots child)
The world is now safe from this awful iPad kid. Do the same with your child.
iPad: Skrr skibidi dub dub dub yes yes, skibidi dubble-a dee dee
Child: Skibidi
Mother: Time to take the iPad away for dinner honey!
Child: (Demonic yelling and singing of Skibidi Toilet song)
Mother: There is only one solution (shoots child)
The world is now safe from this awful iPad kid. Do the same with your child.
by Mutha_Fucka69 May 19, 2024
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