straight or curved

Referring to whether a mans penis is straight, or if it’s curved

Emily: I had sex with Ryan last night
Phoebe: was it straight or curved?
Emily: It was curved

by Isabel perez November 18, 2019

Straight as a whistle

Not actually straight, referencing the curved end of standard whistles.

- I'm straight as a whistle!

- But whistles aren't straight?
- Correct.

by silkyshush January 10, 2021

Super straight

A sexuality used bu secret gay men who are in denial of their attraction towards men.

Bob: Yeah I’m super straight.
Tom: Oh I didn’t know u like men.

by gayperson200 March 7, 2021

straight doodoo

a term from the legendary SoundCloud rapper "Lil'Skeet" referring to something awful or unacceptable.

You:*looses at snake game*
Lil'Skeet: MANS YOU'RE STRAIGHT DOODOO

by Lil'paw September 12, 2018

Super Straight

Fake sexuality. This term was created by 4chan neonazis and popularized by a Christian tiktoker who was known for being transphobic.

People who identify with this fake sexuality are transphobes as it explodes trans women and trans men as not women or men enough.

I’m not transphobic so I’m able to say that I’m not attracted to most trans people without claiming to be super straight

by Batboy07 April 1, 2021

Super Straight

White people who think Hitler is amazing and Love being a nazi. They wear their Nazi pride out and loud. They also love the KKK and everything it stands for

"You wow you're super straight? Get away from me"

by Cosmicnyan March 7, 2021

Super Straight

A pseudo-sexual-orientation revolving around the rejection of transgender people, created in the putrid depths of 4chan in an attempt to troll and undermine the LGBTQ community. Super Straight — SS — gotta love the Nazi undertones.

I identify as super straight. Rather than simply having a body type preference an keeping it to myself respectably, or even better, lettering attraction unfold not as a theoretical concern that can be sorted in advance but as a lived experience that unravels organically, I feel a compulsion to let the world know that I reject transgender people categorically, possibly because they represent a threat to my own insecurities about gender and sexuality, and because I cannot empathize with the thought that rallying around the rejection of a marginalized group might be hurtful.

by Apoptose March 15, 2021