Chris Hug

A Chris Hug is when a male gives you a long, slow, awkward hug while he strokes your back, ever so slightly humming into your ear with apparent pleasure. May be confused with molestation.

"Oh my god Sammi, he gave me a Chris Hug and I felt like I was being seriously molested."

OR

"If he held that Chris Hug one more second, I was gonna knock him the fuck out!"

by HedgesLikesToFap October 16, 2015

Commander Chris

Commander Chris is a gay eRPer who jerks off to hentai comics. Also around the age of 14.

Dude, Commander Chris is so gay!

by seinfeld11 July 15, 2019

Chris rocked

Slapping the shit out of a person, getting slapped

Raymond was being illogical and annoying so his friend chris rocked his world

by Basic acid April 07, 2022

chris langley

A massive full time legend who fixes showers on a daily basis

Omg what a Chris Langley

by Heyyouiggy November 28, 2015

Chris Houps

Houps a man intent on messing with Hawaiians!

A Chris Houps is an adolescent and hairy as part of their hipster lifestyle

Houps Always be talking s*** about Hawaiians!

by Portuguese Fabio March 25, 2021

Chris Crimsonworth

Chris Crimsonworth (pronounced cri crimonwor) is a person of oriental descent. Also somebody who dances by shaking one leg rapidly, this dance is called ‘the Chris Shuffle’

That Chris Crimsonworth is doing the Chris shuffle, he is also a James lee China fuck

by Pleno’s Genitalia May 24, 2021

Chris Crossen

The marriage between the donkey from Shrek and a bridge troll. The donkey’s government name is Chris and the troll’s last name is crossen

Hot mama: omg do u see that ugly guy
Millie B B : yeah he’s the son of flop Chris Crossen #ewmoment

by meavagemary May 17, 2022