Chris Crimsonworth

Chris Crimsonworth (pronounced cri crimonwor) is a person of oriental descent. Also somebody who dances by shaking one leg rapidly, this dance is called ‘the Chris Shuffle’

That Chris Crimsonworth is doing the Chris shuffle, he is also a James lee China fuck

by Pleno’s Genitalia May 24, 2021

chris kimmy

Small dick, soft hands, and a bitch

Bro, don’t be a Chris Kimmy

by mm123123123 October 17, 2019

Chris Shuttleworth

The perfect specimen of an extraordinary system administrator. Someone that all technicians should aspire to be like.

That Chris Shuttleworth can solve any issue that arises.

by Windcrest warrior August 11, 2023

Chris Lamb

An individual of superior being and lover of all things curry based, loves a burst of shoe army at anytime of day, rumour has it this being is the arch nemesis of the viral sensation that is the Wealdstone Raider, referred to by many of the locals as the Sixfields Raider due to his love of Northampton FC

Also rumoured to have the bowels of satan, often relating to his diet mainly consisting of ‘extremely hot fucking curries’ causing him to have curry slurry in a hurry!

Chris Lamb is a fucking legend

by Aldi5bagsfor£40 October 1, 2023

Chris Method

A group-buy slows down massively and needs to finish fast and Chris says if we finish your gonna get a ultimate grail.

Alright if we finish JB You get Homicide, I call this the Chris Method

by mykel YURRRR October 7, 2023

Chris Brown

To start a large scale project car and draw it out for years and years. To also buy something expensive after the slightest inconvenience.

I really don't want to Chris Brown my project car.

by HondanationZ July 29, 2022

Chris George

The man, the myth, the Columbian Pussy Hound! Chris is a loyal friend with tons of integrity who goes above and beyond for people. When he's not busy being the Big Columbo, he can be found in awkward sexual encounters. If cornered, he can wind up saying "fuck it," running out naked, and shaking his junk in front of his current flavors friend. He's been known to go on dates where the table next to him, that he may or may not personally know, is talking about necrophilia. If you find yourself on a date with Chris, whatever you do, make sure you eat the lobster roll that you ordered!

He took her out to eat and she ordered a lobster roll but didn't eat it! That's such a Chris George thing to happen!

by anonymous February 14, 2022