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Alaskan Surprise

When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.
I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.
by antijokenonqueere September 4, 2012
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Tallent Surprise

A taco made with 2 teaspoons of cum and a small handful of hair shavings and dandruff
I heard Austin gave them the Tallent Surprise in a taco making competition
by Blakkk October 30, 2020
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Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."
The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!
by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019
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Cucumber poop surprise

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
by Twitchness September 27, 2017
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Vald - Surprise

Cultural work made by Vald Sullyvan with the aim of valuing the Beatmaker Susma Beats.
Vald - Surprise lyrics: Susma Beats, Susma Beats, Susma Beats.
Susma Beaaaats Susma Beats, Beats, Beats...
by Eine seltsame November 19, 2022
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slippy slimy surprise

when a man cums in a womans ear and cleans it out with a q-tip like its earwax
"hew wendy would you like a slippy slimy surprise." ill clean it off for you :)
by yes man ok yes go March 22, 2021
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Surprise Eject

A Surprise Eject is the act where your genetically male sex partner and you have made an agreement to warn the giver of oral stimulation, before ejaculating. However, then so encumbered by the pleasure, ejecting around the facial area without a warning.
Friend: ''Don't you warn her first before you glaze her face?''
You: ''Sometimes you can't say the word and then PFFRRT''
Friend: ''You Surprise Ejected her?''
You: ''Is that how you call it?!''
by GregoryFerdinandMaleMaleFemale September 29, 2017
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