ninja slipper

pretty much the same thing as a camel toe. But a lot less comfortable.

Man that chick has one mean lookin' ninja slipper!!

by boondock saint79 January 24, 2010

ninja-esque

Haveing such extreme skillz,that you are just as talented as a ninja.Your daily life is just so extreme, you could be drafted in to a ninja army at any moment!

"Dude!i can heal myself! im totally ninja-esque!

by jess nh June 14, 2006

ginger ninja

ginger who be sneaking into your mums dm's

that ginger ninja took my mum

by im good at roblox parkour December 23, 2021

ninja stars

Car wheels that spin after the car comes to a stop. 352ho

"sittin high on thirty inch ninja stars"

by James Handy November 26, 2007

vagina ninja

Some one he sneaks in and sneaks out with out you even noticing.

"He was a vagina ninja...I wasnt really sure if he was in or out".

by Scrayon May 26, 2014

ninja bride

A woman who marries a someone, someplace, somewhere, in the presence of a second suitor with little or no announcement of the engagement and/or the marriage, often with little knowledge of the details of said event, thus leaving the second suitor in a bigger surprise heart break than could have been avoided by the bride "cleaning her plate" first, months in advance.

- Did you hear what happened to Martin who dry-dated her for four years?
- You mean the girl with a boyfriend?
- Yeah. Exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
- I guess he didn't see it coming.
- I guess not. Now he's in a whole lot of pain.
- He should probably crack a joke about it and move on.
- My point exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!

by vibrotomographed January 19, 2017

Daylight Ninja

Dumb asses that don't realize ninjas wear black to blend into the night. Can also refer to your garden variety dumb ass. Mama mia.

First Guy: Hey! You wanna go climb that building in ninja costume?

Second Guy: Dude. It's noon.

Ninja hanging from roof: (whispers) daylight ninja.

by Miss Orifice April 27, 2011