Like my balls

A phrase, similar to "that's what she said," added to the end of almost any sentence for humorous effect.

That truck is huge...
Like my balls!

by superbill22 July 6, 2011

Listens like a brick

1. Fails to obey commands. Sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.

2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.

"That kid listens like a brick. I told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!"

"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."

by James Fraser January 31, 2008

smells like heaven

It basically means that you smell so nice that you smell like heaven.

As in "Heaven smells so nice".

Holy shit! Bro you smell like heaven!

Boy : You can use *Insert oil for hair here*
Girl : *After using* Mmm...my god my hair smells like heaven!

by xXTitUserXx June 23, 2016

I LIKE JUICE!

FINISH YOUR JUICE

I really like that filtered vitamin substance called juice, I LIKE JUICE!

by YouShallNotKnowMyName November 6, 2021

me like ravioli

me like ravioli is when someone sharts while eating pasta

person 1: "me like ravioli"
person 2: "what"
person 1: " i sharted"
person 2: "o ok"

by ravioli carlito April 15, 2019

eat like snake

to unhinge your jaw and eat a whole burger in one bite

"Damn dude I was so hungry that I eat like snake'd that burger"

by isbjørnen June 11, 2016

Stick it like Morgers

A gymnastics/tumbling move that involves a series of backflips, ending in a split without wearing any underwear.

Wow, she can really "stick it like Morgers." It took three people just to peel her off the floor at the gymnastics competition.

by Nasty Netters July 3, 2008